SA: Hey; Nice flood, Newy*. Can we have some of that?
NSW: Get your beady eyes off it Southa**. That's OUR flood. Get your own flood! We saw it first; We had to suffer the damage and inconvenience. Now we get to store it up for our next drought.
SA: OK here you go. Ten million bucks. Will that cover it?
NSW: HAHAHAHAHAHA... Do you think this is about money?
Penny Wong: Do I get a say in this?
SA & NSW in unison: SHUT UP.
* Newy = NSW
** Southa = SA